Help me clean my *&^%#$ house!

Quick! The kids are out of the house! I need a household fairy to run over here and clean my house! ack. I am doing laundry and am running back and forth from there. I think when I am waiting for the drying to be completed I will be writing. Then if I fold quick enough I will manage to come home and stare disgustedly at my poor, woebegotten carpet. Oh yeah, then I will vaccuum said poor and woebegotten dirty carpet.